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Anti Pumpkin Spice Club Sweater - For the Pumpkin Spice Skeptics

Anti Pumpkin Spice Club Sweater - For the Pumpkin Spice Skeptics

Regular price $34.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.99 USD
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Tired of the pumpkin spice hype?

Join the Anti Pumpkin Spice Club with our hilarious and cozy sweater! Perfect for those who'd rather sip on anything but a pumpkin spice latte, this sweater is designed to bring laughter and camaraderie among fellow pumpkin spice skeptics. Whether you're out and about or lounging at home, this sweater is a fun way to show your disdain for the seasonal craze.

Imagine walking into a coffee shop, bypassing the endless stream of pumpkin spice lattes, and proudly wearing your Anti Pumpkin Spice Club sweater.

While others sip their spiced concoctions, you can chuckle to yourself, knowing you’ve avoided the pumpkin spice mania.

Our sweater celebrates the simple pleasures in life: like a good cup of plain coffee or a rich, unflavored hot chocolate.

Let everyone know you’re not easily swayed by seasonal trends with funny quotes like, "Keep your pumpkins for pie, not my coffee," and "Pumpkin spice is not worth the hype."

It's the perfect attire for those who appreciate the humor in standing their ground against the pumpkin spice takeover.

 

Features:

  • Premium Quality: Made from soft, durable Gildan material to ensure maximum comfort.
  • Unisex Fit: Available in various sizes to suit everyone – from S to XXL.
  • Unique Design: Funny, anti-pumpkin spice design with humorous quotes about the seasonal trend.
  • Versatile Wear: Ideal for casual outings, coffee shop visits, or cozying up at home.

Product Details:

  • Brand: Gildan
  • Material: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Sizes Available: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large

Care Instructions:

To keep your Anti Pumpkin Spice Club sweater in perfect condition, follow these themed care steps:

  1. Machine Wash Warm: Wash your sweater with like colors in warm water. Treat it as gently as you'd treat a delicate non-pumpkin spice beverage.
  2. Use Non-Chlorine Bleach: Only when necessary. Keep it gentle, just like your preferred drink that isn't pumpkin spice.
  3. Tumble Dry Medium: Dry your sweater on a medium setting. Think of it as giving your sweater a cozy spot to rest.
  4. Do Not Iron if Decorated: The print is perfect as is – no need to press it. Just like your unaltered disdain for pumpkin spice.
  5. Do Not Dry Clean: This sweater prefers simple care, much like your straightforward coffee preferences.

Size Chart:

Size Chest (in inches) Length (in inches)
Small 34-36 28
Medium 38-40 29
Large 42-44 30
X-Large 46-48 31
XX-Large 50-52 32

Why You'll Love It:

  • Comfortable Fit: Soft and cozy fabric that keeps you warm while making a bold statement against pumpkin spice.
  • Perfect for Laughs: Features funny quotes like "Pumpkin spice is not my vice" and "I'll pass on the PSL, thanks."
  • High-Quality Print: Durable print that stays vibrant, even after multiple washes.

Customer Reviews: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "This sweater is hilarious and comfy! It’s perfect for expressing my true feelings about pumpkin spice."

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Absolutely love this sweater. It's a great conversation starter and shows my sense of humor."


Pricing:

  • Price: $39.99

Shipping & Returns:

  • Shipping: Free standard shipping on orders over $50. Expedited shipping options available.
  • Returns: Easy 30-day returns for a hassle-free shopping experience.


Join the Anti Pumpkin Spice Club and make a statement! Order your Anti Pumpkin Spice Club sweater today and share a laugh with fellow pumpkin spice skeptics.


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